Friday, October 28, 2016

Search Engine Opitimisation in Melbourne

The SEO game has changed a lot in the last few years. A lot of people claim to be experts, but not many worth their mettle. Control Alt Elite's Search Engine Optimisation services in Melbourne have provided us with a wealth of technical assistance for our side SEO projects. Their consultants are the coolest guys in Australia.

Going by their website, I'm not completely certain, but it looks as if they are not currently accepting new clients, they must be busy. Their success is no surprise, as friends of ours they have always been on top of the latest online marketing technologies and news and seem to know everything there is to know about search engines like Google. If you get the chance to use them, they'll make your business king of the internet.

I wish them the best of luck, not that they need it. Hey guys, can you send some work this way?

I love the name of their company "Control Alt Elite", hahaha, wow, so witty. Maybe you Apple Mac users won't get it. Even if a Mac keyboard did have all three of the "Ctrl Alt Delete" keys on the keyboard, which they don't, it is likely you'd never have to press it, as Apple's computers work so well, not like Windows based systems, which is what the little pun of a name is referring to. Nerd humour!
Last updated: Sepetember 2016.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Drink Driving Lawyers

A drink driving lawyer can come in very handy if you are caught drinking and driving by the police. The legal consequences to you can result in fines and other penalties, loss of licence, and convictions and jail time.

We do not recommend drink driving, but it is a very common legal problem in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane and other cities in states. In Australia everyone is entitled to justice, and to have their day in court, just be careful which lawyers you chose.

With the right drink driving lawyer, you will beat the charge, not have to pay any fines, and lose no points off your licence.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Craig Foster

Not nearly the coolest guy in Australia, but he is probably in the top 1000 in Melbourne. The real Craig Foster, to be clear I am not talking about the soccer toting, SBS commentating, grey hair wearing cowboy that moves his mouth and noise comes out guy on television. That guy is a complete impostor!

No, the Craig Foster we are referring to is tall, blonde, bespectacled and you will get lost in his eyes blue like swimming pools. You know what I mean. Do I really need to explain? Everyone knows the real Craig Foster.

Featured in The Age in Melbourne and the Sydney Morning Herald.
Here is one of Craig's pieces of prose:
Do you like fancy dress? I'd like to start a group where we meet up and ride trains in costume.
My favourite costume is a pirate outfit on the top half but has clown pants and big shoes, you can wear whatever you like.
But tights on men are a bit gay IMHO. Meet me here on Sunday at 10am with your Sunday Saver ticket.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Car Insurance for young drivers

When it comes to cars and young people, they often automatically get treated harshly, Car insurance quotes for young drivers offers a solution to those drivers who struggle to get the best prices for their automobile coverage. Check it out if you're tired of being pigeon-holed to paying more just for being new to the roads. Get the rates you deserve, and compare the cost for each company in your state.